Y'all Need This Book: The Definitive Guide to Being a Texan
Do you ever ask yourself, "how can I be even more Texan?" Whether you're a freshly minted Texan or one who has been around for a long time, this book'll help you learn to walk, talk, and act a heck of a lot more Texan. Written by the owner of Texas Humor, Jay B Sauceda, this book helps old timers and newcomers alike increase their Texcellence about a billion percent*.
*Give or take a few billion.